It is rumored that Carmen Pignatiello was called up from AAA Iowa. Now, don’t ask me how to pronounce his name, but I can give you his statistics. He is a 24 year-old, left-handed reliever who dominated in AAA. He was 1-0 with a 2.72 ERA with 2 saves and 11 holds. He played 43 games down in Iowa. He also played 5 games in AA and did not give up a run. Let’s hope he does better than Ohman!
Anyone is better than Will Ohman, if only he was as good as he thinks he is. I am 72 years old with a really bad shoulder but I can throw more strikes than Ohman. Good ridence. Now for Ruan Dumpster.